Zou Bisou Bi-Zhu Zhu

So Audrey came upon my iPhone, which was logged into eBay, which is linked up to my PayPal account, which is linked to my credit card, and could have bought anything her little heart desired.

What did she choose? (HINT: The photo to the left ain't there for nuttin'.) How did I discover it? Why did it almost create an international incident?