When I Get Older...

Audrey's been talking a lot lately about things she's gonna do "when she gets older". Which for the most part amounts to all of the things that I won't let her do right now...plus some other weird shit.

Audrey: "When I get older, I'm going to..."

• Have a doggy and a kitty.
• Walk my doggy and kitty.
• Work at school and get to use the teacher's bathroom.
• Buy cupcakes, mac and cheese, cookies, candy, cake pops, whoopie pies, hot chocolate, marshmallow pops, cheese sticks, donuts, caramel corn, cotton candy, pizza, french fries, ice cream...
• Work at the yellow house down the block. (me: *?*)
• Drive. (me: *Oh Lord*)
• Have a baby in her tummy (me: *sob*)